Ban the Poster Above You

^I ban Elle for the following reasons:

Being the real trouble maker here
Talking a big talk but not walking the walk
Because it gives me so much pleasure in doing so

*Hmmmph, I listed more than one reason missy, what'cha gonna do about that one?

^ I ban Jenn for not putting her ban(s) in the proper format, which is a clear violation of rules, which she seems to forget when it is convenient for her.

^ I ban Jenn for not banning herself and causing her ban meter to go into the red...again.

:muahaha:

You, two! I love it!

I ban Elle for knowing full well that Jen can NOT, in fact, ban herself, as written on page 8, article 3, part c, paragraph 5 - - of Sugah's Code of Conduct Manual, 2nd Edition.

^ I ban Sugah for quoting from the second edition of Sugah's Code of Conduct when the third edition is now available.

^ I ban Jenn because I want to and it is now part of the banning procedure no matter how much she tries to fight it!

^I ban Elle for back talking our hostess Sugah...

*see I told ya she was a brat

^ I ban Jenn for being an instigator.

^ I ban Jenn for calling me a brat.

^ I ban Jenn again simply because I like odd numbers.

^ I ban Elle for yet once again (sigh) being the rule breaker and thinking she can get away with it.
* oh I have my eyes on you miss smarty pants..hehehe

^ I ban Jenn* for calling me a rule breaker, but not citing which non-existent rule I broke, a clear violation of Sugah's Team Member Handbook.

*Jenn is hereafter to be referred to as "The Banned"

^I ban Elle for knowing full well she broke Rule 365, Paragraph D section III of the rule book. I figured since you spout that thing so much you would know the rules and therefore I would not need to post it...

*Good morning sweet pea

I ban Jen for being mean to Elle, and talk about rules, now when Elle have 99 days left, to the Baby

^ I am not about to ban dear Jackie, and I am sure the meanies (Jenn or Sugah) will come and try to ban me for it, so I ban myself before they have the chance.

^ I ban Jenn to keep my "Annoy Jenn" quota up!

^I ban Elle for calling me a meanine when she knows that I am the sweetest person on here... :muahaha:

^ I ban Jenn for spewing a bunch of on the forum.

^I ban Elle for implying that i am full of crap!

*Happy Thursday sweet pea :)

^ I ban Jenn for casting accusations of implications so early in the day.

I hope you have a good Thursday, hon!

I ban both Elle and Jen for having way too much fun torturing one another without me.

^ I ban Sugah for banning Jenn and me in the same ban, breaking the double-dip rule!

^ I ban Jenn because I have been unable to do so for a few days and I don't want her to think I have forgotten about her!

I ban Elle for having a very personal vendetta against our sweet, precious magnolia of the south, dear Jen.

^ I ban Sugah for taking this game way too seriously and calling good-natured fun between forum friends a vendetta.

^ I ban Jenn because I am required to do so under Article XVII!

I ban Elle for knowing full well I realize that this game is all in fun, but had to think of SOMETHING to ban her for, damn it!

^ I ban Sugah for banning me for her inability to think of a realistic ban! Back at you...

^ I ban Jenn because her name begins with the letter 'j'!

I ban Elle for that incredibly lame ban AND for using the same emoticon I did!

^ I ban Sugah for double-dipping and for an equally lame use of her banning power!

^ I ban Jenn so that she does not think that I have forgotten about her. :nannybooboo:

^I ban Elle for being in here when I was just about to tackle the dishes, therefore, causing me to slack off when I should be doing mundane housework.

(It feels good to blame someone else for my laziness right now. )

^I ban Lady S only because she was in front of the spot for me to slay, ban Elle Belle

Good morning ladies, hope you have a great day