Ban the Poster Above You

It is just simply Fun, fun, fun to ban Timmie!  

I ban Nonni for feeling complete and unadulterated joy over banning some of her beloved forum fam members.  

I ban Sugah because she gets my point.  

 

I ban Nonni for making me spit out my java this morning!!!  

I un-Ban Ol'Sugah cause I like her so much! lol

Now do I need a reason to ban our Timmie? OK, just for fun then, how's that?  

I ban Nonni for not being here with me to play forum games this hot, sunny Saturday afternoon.  

I ban Sugah for not knowing I was busy preparing a curry soup.

I ban Nonni for assuming I know what she is doing and when she is doing it at all hours of the day, everyday!  

I ban Sugah because she is not omniscient.

I ban Nonni for knowing full well NO human being is omniscient.

I ban Sugah because she is right.

Banned for pointing out something we all already know.  

Banned for being only 14 posts short of 900 as of this posting.  

Banned for thinking I or anything I do could be cool!  

I ban Tim for not knowing how cool he truly IS!  

I am banning Sugah *sigh* but thankfully the ban has no power.

Banned for...ummm...interstellar concerns.  

 Banned for not letting me throw him a party for having 1000 posts! WOW!

Banned for missing a golden opportunity to Partay!!!

Banned solely because the rules say I must...and because I miss Elle Baby here. 

Banned because he reminded me of how much I, too, miss Elleluv playing forum games with us.  

Banned for not inviting me over at midnight to drink Rum and Cokes! 

Banned for not knowing I don't have Rum OR Coke in the house usually, but am happy to serve up some vino, brewskis, Screwdrivers or Cosmos!

Spared a banning because of the great news for my parents!