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Doesn't 'expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?

If it's the pilots time to die and you're a passenger on his plane.......what do you do?

Why is there a light in the refrigerator and not the freezer?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

If there is an "exception to every rule", by that way of thinking shouldn't there be an exception to that rule?

Why are there "Dead End" and "No Outlet" signs - don't they mean the same thing?

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is a guy who eats mushrooms a Fungi to be with?

When atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?

Can dolphins and Mariah Carey communicate?

Why, is the Dolphin learning to sing in a higher octave?

Isn't about time you lot got back on topic?

Why do builders avoid having a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?

If a Hermaphrodite comes up missing, do they put their face on a carton of half and half?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Why is bread square and lunch meat often round?

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

How do you handcuff a one-armed bandit?

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

Why does Jello have a smell when you add the powder to the water, but when it turns to gelatin the smell is gone?

Why aren't ketchup and mustard sandwiches as popular as peanut butter and jelly?

If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is that a bad thing?

That one tickled my funny bone, Elle!

Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?