Word Shift

Me thinks that I will end this sentence with a word that should be more useful to someone like yourself.

Yourself, as you dang well know, Missy Ma'am, is ALSO not an easy word to begin a sentence with, but I shall rise above & not be put out by your childish antics this fine, Tuesday morning.

Morning, noon, and night the above poster plagues me with her lack of decorum and disrespect.

Disrespect is something I've had to endure on a daily basis since I've known Elle.

Elle is a name given to the quintessential woman, the epitome of femininity and the model of decorum...not like Sugah which sounds sweet but is clearly leftover snips and snails and puppy dog tails.

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Elle is a name given to the quintessential woman, the epitome of femininity and the model of decorum...

Tails on Bulldogs are very short & slightly curled.

Sugah wrote:

Sticks and stones, chick...


Curled hair is not very popular these days; it seems the straighter the better.

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Sticks and stones, chick...

Pffft. Chick this!

Better behave yourself, missy ma'am, or you shall be banned for all eternity and beyond.

Beyond this forum, you have no control over me, chica!

Chica, you are one of the biggest brats I have ever NOT had the pleasure of meeting face to face.

Face it, chick, you can't handle me so back up!

Up til now, I actually considered Elle a dear friend.

Friend or foe you can refer to me, chick, but it is clear that you can't handle the truth.

Truth be told, you can be an obnoxious horse's patoot without even half trying.

Trying my patience is what you seem intent on doing.

(We are having too much fun in this thread, sista! )

Doing anything for dinner this evening?

Evening is the time of day where one can sit back and reflect on their day.

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We are having too much fun in this thread, sista!

If not here, then where? We have been having a blast!

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We have been having a blast!

Day after day, I grow to care more & more about my precious friend in New York.

(Hey, I heard you had a baby a few months back. Is this true? How the hell did I miss such a pertinent, important, blessed event??? )

New York and Texas are too far away from one another if you ask me.

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(Hey, I heard you had a baby a few months back. Is this true? How the hell did I miss such a pertinent, important, blessed event??? )

OMG, I can't take it! You are on a roll today, sista! That is it, no more drinks by the computer for me.

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.
Sorry. I couldn't resist. There's probably a very special place in hell for me, isn't there???



Me is a pronoun much easier to use properly at the END of a sentence, rather than the beginning.

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Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.
Sorry. I couldn't resist. There's probably a very special place in hell for me, isn't there???

If so, then it's you and me both, sista!


Beginning lifestyles changes can be difficult, but there will be long lasting benefits if you do so.

Bwahahaha! Where did you find all those insane laughing smileys, lady??? TOO FUNNY!!!

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If so, then it's you and me both, sista!

Then, I shall fear not, as I will be in lovely & very entertaining, stimulating company, m'luv.

So, when you do suppose we will be meeting in person, my friend???

Sugah wrote:

Back acha!

I probably should have posted the last sentence played, so it was more clear what the last word was to use as the first word in our next sentence...
Sorry about that, folks!

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So, when you do suppose we will be meeting in person, my friend???

The next sentence must start with the word 'friend'.