Ban the Poster Above You

^ I ban Hunter for living too far away to compare I-Pods. ^

^I ban Elle for posting at Basic while I'm posting here

^I ban Hunter for being on-line at the same time I am. ^

^I ban Elle for not being in the kitchen tending to the baked ziti right now. I am starving! ^

^I ban Sugah for being gone again.

^I ban Hunter for posting instead of play the roomies challenge. ^

^I ban Elle for posting now instead of playing the Roomies Challenge! ^

Hey, lady! We're on together again.

^I ban Sugah for posting instead of playing the Roomies Challenge too

^ I ban Hunter for teasing us with little synapses of her plan for our roomies, but not posting! ^

^I ban Elle for keeping posting which keeps me posting, keeping me from posting my Roomies Challenge pics.

^ I ban Hunter for trying to lure me into her web of circular reasoning. ^

^I ban Elle for knowing I'm right but pretending like she doesn't know.

^ I ban Hunter for daring to think she can even remotely comprehend the complex workings of my mind. ^

^I ban Elle for not being online now when I am. ^

I ban Sugah for not keeping better track of me. ^

^I ban Elle for believing that I would actually believe the mind of any Human is complex.

^ I ban Hunter for not being human but living on a human planet amongst humans. ^

^I ban Elle for wanting segregation between Humans and me

^ I ban Hunter for saying I want segregation (which is totally false, by the way) of any kind when she is the one always trying (and I do emphasize the word trying) to set herself apart. ^

^I ban Elle for not being online & having coffee with me this morning. ^

^ I ban Sugah for complaining about me not being here to have morning coffee with her when the time-stamp on her post clearly states an afternoon hour. ^

^ I also ban Sugah for saying I was not here this morning when the time-stamp on my previous post clearly shows a morning hour. ^

^ I ban elle for banning sugah twice in one post! you is getting greedy hon!

^I ban Cally for not being here in a long, long time. ^

We've missed you, m'dear! Welcome back.

^ I ban Sugah for not being here now. ^

^I ban Elle for achieving over 1100 posts while I was busy making Peking Duck in Cafe World. ^



PS Chef Elle is precious in her Xmas gear. My oldest daughter and I have changed into ours. I should ask Hunter & my youngest daughter to wear the green elf ensembles.
Then my entire waitstaff will be decked out in holiday gear. lol