Ban the Poster Above You

^ I ban Russ for having no idea what he is talking about, and expecting others to know what goes on in his head. ^

I ban Elle for not knowing what I am talking about and for not being able to read minds.

^ I ban Russ for questioning my omnipotence. ^

^I ban Elle for starting the party without me. ^

Sorry I'm late, dahling. I had a date with my oldest tonight.

^ I ban Sugah for thinking the party could ever start without her. ^

^I ban Elle for being up so late on a weeknight. ^

Hi, my friend!!!

^I ban Sugah for not sending me an invite to the Crazies R Us party.

I didn't know Elle was trying to blackmail me. Did I miss something?

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I didn't know Elle was trying to blackmail me. Did I miss something?

That makes two of us; I have no idea what that's about!

^I ban Em for coming on and playing when my break is almost over. ^

^I ban Elle for not having break that is the same time as mine.

Maybe he was thinking of Ulli instead of me. Didn't someone accuse you of blackmailing her when you said something about her not posting a picture of Ulli and Joar's baby yet?

^I ban Emily for not having long weekends so she can schmooze more with us this semester. ^

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one confused by the "blackmailing" bit.
I think you might be right, Em. Could be a case of mistaken identity!

I ban the following people, not in any particular order, but consider yourselves banned just the same:

^I ban Russ for not getting his facts straight before meting out punishments. ^

^ I ban Em for reminding us that I did, indeed, blackmail Ulli. ^

^ I ban Ulli for not yet posting the next chapter of her story along with pics of the baby. ^

^I ban Sugah for using a smiley that closely resembles Sherlock Holmes. ^

^ I ban Hunter and Cally respectively because I miss them. ^

Elle has spoken!

^I ban Elle for mistakenly believing she has the authority to ban five forum members in one pop! ^

Hi, my friend.

^ I ban Sugah for not recognizing my unlimited authority. ^

How are you, darlin?

^I ban Elle for not sending me the memo regarding her omnipotence! ^

I am doing well...just tired from keepin' Bay all day. And you? Feeling like yourself again, I hope?

^ I ban Sugah for not recognizing that my authority needs no sanctioning from normal bureaucratic channels; it just is. ^

Yes, much more like myself, although today really tired me out. It's just a matter of getting used to the new schedule; it will take a couple of weeks I think.

^I ban Elle for being so puffed up regarding her imagined authority it is tiring her out. ^

I am so glad you are feeling better. It does take time to adjust to new schedules. I agree.
Is anyone is up to the challenge, it would be you, my friend.

^ I ban Sugah for trying to minimize my omnipotence. ^

Thanks, sweetie. Today was just a long day, but tomorrow is a home day so I will rest up. I assigned papers today, so I will be grading all weekend; it is my policy to always return papers and tests by the next lecture no matter what.

^I ban Elle for making me jack her latest smiley, cause I like it so much.^

I bet your students appreciate their papers back in a timely fashion, Elle.
I hope you get an opportunity to rest a bit tomorrow.

^ I ban Sugah for hijacking smileys. (Damn, that was quick, !)^

That was a real pet peeve of mine when I was an undergrad, and I vowed to never do that. I hope that tomorrow goes smoothly so I can spend most of it resting.

^I ban Elle for not being lenient where my sick addiction to smileys is concerned.^

I ban Sugah for not recognizing a fellow smiley addict when she sees one. ^

^I ban Elle for not inviting me to attend a SAA meeting - Smiley Addicts Anonymous - with her. ^

^ I ban Sugah for not recognizing the anonymity clause of the sect. ^

I ban Elle for calling me out on being a big mouth.

^ I ban Sugah for making me with her last two posts. ^