Answer a Question with a Question

Is that green dot telling the truth? I wonder... 

Could it be ... Is my dear one really here with me right this very moment???  

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says "not available in all states"?

For that matter, why do ambulance trucks always have "Professional Ambulance Service" on their sides? What about the other kind???

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Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says "not available in all states"?

 

Yes, and doncha just despise gawkers at road accidents?

If a child refuses to sleep during a nap are they guilty of resisting a rest?  (Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week! )

And if you put a counterfeit penny into a scale, are you stealing a weigh???  

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? *boo-doo-bah*  

Should you give flowers to someone who is lackadaisical? *badda-bing*  

Do people who are lackadaisical "lack daisies" of all kinds, and do you think it's a good idea to give someone flowers who already "lacks daisies"?

Are you going to pos(i)e any more questions today???  

Bwahahaha!!!
You two are killin' me, Mac & Elle.
Love your clever queries!!!

Do you know how much I appreciate my forum fam's devotion to this little site?  

Have any of you ever heard of the jokes called "Tom Swifties"? (I'm really dating myself here)

Would that be like: I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank?

My post above came from "I don't have any flowers" said Tom lackadaisically.
See here for a full discussion of Tom Swift, Tom Swifties, and even Tasers!  
My favorite, pretty geeky is: "Either or, but not both, said Tom inexorably"    Get it???

How's the weather where you are, folks?  

Probably not as bad as Texas, but would you believe hot hot hot?

Doesn't it seem like the majority of our nation is roasting these days?  

Do you know this is the worst heat wave we have had since 2002?  

I remember that drought after we first arrived in Seattle, it did break records! My son and I asked, "Where are all the cloudy and rainy days we were promised?"

Is it cooling off where you are???  (It seems to be getting a bit cooler in New England)

We have hot weather too! Do you think we love it?

I hope some of you are getting relief from the heat this week.

Did you know our temps will be between 100 - 105 degrees all week?

 

Did you know that we had some significant rain yesterday     , and a little bit of cooling?  

Do you know that the temps are down a bit (upper 80s) here but the humidity is still at killer levels? What gives, Mother Nature?