Ban the Poster Above You

^I ban a Confederate trying to ban a Rebel on a Southern Forum.

^ I ban Russ for regressing instead of progressing.

^I ban Elle for trying to think that, that smiley is actually a fly swatter, as threatening it is not.

BTW: The Mason-Dixon Line still exists, doesn't it?

^ I ban Russ for smiley bashing.

^I ban Elle for being oblivious to how smilies are treated.

^ I ban Russ for even attempting to say that I do anything but adore smileys.

^I ban Elle for using a smiley, that if you wrote out what those 3 letters stand for, one of the words, could not be posted on this Forum.

^ I ban Russ for unauthorized policing of this thread.

^I ban Elle for banning without my permission

^ I ban Hunter for forgetting that I don't need anyone's permission to do anything, anywhere!

^I ban Elle for being self delusional.

^ I ban Russ for not adhering to the rules of etiquette by speaking only when spoken to.

^I ban Elle for not being here when I am this morning. ^

^ I ban Sugah for being scarce this afternoon.

^I ban Elle for not having my schedule etched in her brain along with 1,000,000 other things, so she'd recall I was with my grandbaby all afternoon yesterday.^

^ I ban Sugah for not being able to do a million things at once.

^I ban Elle for criticizing the fact that Sugah can't walk and chew gum at the same time.

^I ban Hunter for being derogatory.

^I ban Russ for not knowing that old Sugah can NOT walk and chew gum at the same time.

^ I ban Sugah for not staying put here long enough for me to catch up with her.

I ban Elle for not noticing me now!

Hi, my friend! How is your Friday going?

^ I ban Sugah for not appearing as on-line on my screen. ^

My Friday could not be better. How is yours?

^I ban Elle for not having multiple screens.

^ I ban Russ for making inaccurate assumptions about what I have or don't have.

^I ban Elle for being here one minute with old Sugah, then disappearing the next.