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Don't you know that children have a sixth sense as to when to interrupt your activities? (Probably sounded like I was enjoying myself too much, .)

Would you compare it to trying to talk on the phone & suddenly every child in the household has need of you???

How I can relate!

Isn't that a true scenario? Don't husbands fall into that category, too?

Can you guess I'm going to agree with you on that one?

Try having a few moments of peace in the bathroom with a little one in the house.

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Try having a few moments of peace in the bathroom with a little one in the house.

There is no such thing.

Shouldn't someone invent something to help with this problem?

Do you know that ferrets do the same thing?

I can get no peace in the restroom either.

Don't you think pets should be included in this list, too?

Do you know that Eva tries to jump in the shower with me?

Do you know one of my cats did that to me one time?

I have a tuxedo cat named Egypt. Man, she is one weird cat. She does not run from water or the vacuum. Anyway, one day I went in the shower and I did not know she was in the bathroom (we usually try to keep them out of there). All of a sudden I feel something rub against my leg and she looks up at me and meows. She scared the bejesus out of me, I thought I was going to have to sell my house. I am telling you, one weird cat.

That is hilarious!


Do you know that Eva and Egypt would probably get along famously?

Do you know that I agree with you?

Do you know that cats should have their tails removed, just behind their ears?

Do you know that history shows that people who have an unwarranted hatred for cats don't like them because cats can see straight through to their soul? Cats are attracted to the good in people, and can also show their owners the bad.

Did you realise that, that is history, today they are the number one feral pest, dessimating native animal species with quite a few on the verge of extinction? Cat owners really need to look after them.

Cats are dominant, so I guess you are submissive, so tell me what is it like being dominated by your cat??

What's with the personal attack? Who's got your panties in a tether?

I love the Egypt and Eva shower stories, gals! Too funny!
Something furry rubbing on my leg in the shower would've sent me flying through the roof, Elle.

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Who's got your panties in a tether?

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Does Russ even WEAR panties?

Are you saying he's the "commando" type?

Did I really need the visual on that one, dear Elle?

Good morning, luv!!!

I am not sure; did you?

Good morning, sunshine!

Was that a rhetorical question?

How are you this hot, sunny day, my friend?

That depends; do you want it to be?

Don't you know me well enough to know the answer to that question, m'lady?

Hi, Sweetness. Always so lovely to find you here!

Where's the party?

Did someone say party?

Will there be libations at this event?