Ban the Poster Above You

^ I ban Sugah for acting like she does not know who the law is around here.

Russ and I crossed posts so:

^ I ban Russ for telling Sugah to quote rules instead of doing it for himself.

I ban Elle for expecting Russ to quote from her mythical rule book.

^ I ban Sugah for calling the place where the rules are stored mythical.

I ban Elle for being eternally delusional regarding the so-called rule book.

^ I ban Sugah for quoting the rule book when it suits her, and calling it non-existent when she doesn't need it.

^I ban Elle for trying to police the Rules of Debate in a wacky thread.

I ban Russ for calling this a wacky thread!

^ I ban Russ for addressing me without express written consent, signed and notarized and in triplicate and Sugah for not banning Russ' shenanigans on a serious banning thread.

Without express written consent signed and notarized and in triplicate!
I love it, Elle!

I ban Elle for living so far away from me, therefore making it impossible for us to laugh together in person.

^ I ban Sugah for always saying that I live so far away from her, when it is she who resides too far from me.

I ban Elle for knowing dang well I am decades older than she is, therefore, living somewhere FIRST.

^ I ban Sugah for trying to prove her point with logic, which is totally not allowed here.

^I ban Elle for not calling Sugah out on her mathematical inconsistency.

I ban Russ for claiming I am not consistent in my math usage, whether it is absolutely true or not.

^I ban Sugah for not being here with me this morning

^ I ban Jen for not knowing by now that Sugah is not here first, second or third thing in the morning.

I ban Elle for letting the cat out of the bag about my sleep schedule.

I'm here now, dang it!

^ I ban Sugah for trying to make it look like her sleep schedule is a secret.

I ban Elle for not realizing that the older I get, the more desparately I need my beauty rest.

(Although it certainly isn't working these days. )

^ I bah Sugah for banning me and banning herself in the same post.

^ I ban Elle and Sugah both for yet once again, leaving me here by myself :nannybooboo:

^ I ban Jen for accusing something that I did not do.

I ban Elle for not being here with me this bright, beautiful, autumn day.

I ban Sugah for being the poster above me causing me to ban her.

I ban Beckylynn for making me ban her, when indeed, I am so happy she is here with me right now!