Ban the Poster Above You

I ban Elleluv for not staying up past midnight (EST) to keep me company in here this evening.

^ I ban Sugah for not waiting up until I came on the forum this morning (~5:45 am CST).

I ban Elle for honestly believing Sugah would ever get up at 5:45am unless I had to catch an early flight to the tropics!

I ban Sugah for honestly thinking that I think that anyone in their right mind, or wrong mind for that matter, would get up at that ungodly hour if they did not have to.

I ban Elle for not playing The ABC Get to Know Your Forum Friends Game! this morning so I can play again now.

^ I ban Sugah for...hmmm, there are so many directions to go here so I will just say .

Cant ban Elle when she have 9 days to baby

^ I can't ban Jackie after missing him so much while he was gone. Hello, my friend!

I ban BOTH Elle AND Jackie for not adhering to the rules of this banning game!

^ I ban Sugah for...NOT! Although she deserves it for banning Jackie and me in one post, no way will I ban such a dear friend!

Cant Ban my best friends either, I am bad, ban me!

Well, if you two aren't going to ban eachother OR me, that means I have to be the bad guy and ban BOTH of you AGAIN!

^ I ban Sugah because I haven't done so in a while.

I ban Beckylynn for thinking she can just waltz in here and ban old Sugah, just cause she hasn't in awhile.

^I ban old Sugah for not knowing that I can just waltz up in here and ban her! :nannybooboo:

I ban Beckylynn for taking it upon herself to ban poor, old, feeble-minded, fragile, delicate Sugah.

^ I ban Sugah for using her ban of BeckyLynn to make disparaging remarks about a dear friend of mine.

I ban Elle because she knows dang well Sugah is old & feeble-minded ... The truth hurts!

^ Sugah is to be banned for continuing to make negative remarks about a dear friend despite numerous warnings.

I ban Elle for using an emoticon that indicates she would like to blast red paint in Sugah's face.

^ I ban Sugah for policing my use of emoticons, especially when said emoticon so perfectly conveys my message.

I ban Elle for blatantly admitting that she does, indeed, want to blast red paint in my face by saying her emoticon was a direct representation of how she feels about Sugah .

Did that make one iota of sense?

^ Sugah is to be banned for unlawful use of the hater smiley! :nannybooboo:

^ I ban Elle for not being closer in miles so we could have a girls' only luncheon together.

^ Sugah is to be banned because she made me sad by pointing out how far away we are from one another.